once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
That is partially true. It was originally supposed to be just Ellen, Meryl, and I think Bradley. They did not expect EVERYONE to jump in. So yes, it was staged, but not to the extent it ended up becoming.
so basically leopard seals ARE cats??
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
i think this represents the relationship between Disney and Dreamworks really well
I HAD NEVER NOTICED THE SHARKS
Yes, my boyfriend is a complete nerd.
Yes, those are computer mice spelling out “PROM?” and hanging from the ceiling.
Yes, he did all of this without me knowing at all.
Yes, he is more amazing than I could ever ask for.
Looking back at my old posts. I cant believe how long ago this was.
May 14, 2011. How he asked me to prom. I still have those posters rolled up in my room. I still love them. :)
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